Juanita's blog

I completely understand that there are people in the world who do not spend time checking at tomdelay.com to see if Tom has found gainful employment since his resignation from Congress, embarrassing book sales, and total failure on the pro golf tour.

Just when you thought Tom was in a hole so deep that he has to strain rice out of the water, bless his heart, he’s gone deeper. In fact, he’s got sliding blisters on his butt.

As I’m sure you’ve heard, if you read a newspaper or any blogs in Texas, our local Republican Party has fallen apart like a three dollar suitcase in a gorilla cage.

Honey, Republican men are dropping like flies. But, this one takes the cake!

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Minority House Republicans, already reeling from a sex scandal that prompted one member to quit, have severely disciplined a Vancouver lawmaker for inappropriate remarks to a female staffer.

No, no, wait. Don't quit reading. Seriously, read on. It gets better.

As Harvey Kronberg points out, it's becoming increasingly obvious that Texas Governor Rick Perry wants to be Rudy Giuliani's vice presidential runningmate real bad. Apparently, bad enough to embarass himself in public.

Just check the Austin American Statesman for the latest evidence.

The Good Book, in the chapter of Joel, God says that just before Armageddon comes, “And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions.”

I was over at the Needville Harvest Festival last weekend, the same place I’ve been every third Saturday in October since 1983. I’ve served as a cookoff judge since the start of the thing. I look forward to it all year long because it’s filled with real cowboys, not the drugstore kind.

    As you’ve probably heard, the local Republicans in CD22 have become part volcano, part tornado, and all earthquake in their quest to win back CD 22 from the good guys.
    They've already got more candidates than you can shake a stick at, so they're using the sticks to hit each other. Getting to be a spectator at a Republican fight is entertainment of the quality that would make Hollywood jealous. So, I'm pretty positive that you're gonna hear a lot about it right here on this blog.

Look, it’s sad that he’s a county commissioner, but, Honey, it’s tragic that he used to be a school teacher.

Fire ants are a Texas varmint that we can't abide. But there's something worse than fire ants ---