Top Ten Reasons that Fire Ants are Better than Republicans

Fire ants are a Texas varmint that we can't abide. But there's something worse than fire ants ---

TOP TEN REASONS THAT FIRE ANTS ARE BETTER THAN REPUBLICANS

10. There has never been a Jackant Abramoff.
9. Fire ants rarely have their own radio talk shows.
8. Fire ants won't bite you and then call you an Al Qaeda Sympathizer for scratching.
7. There are no fire ant TV evangelists.
6. Fire ants never tap their foot in the bathroom.
5. Fire ants don't fund their mound development with toll roads.
4. Fire ants can’t survive the winter in Washington, D.C.
3. Fire ants bites go away after a few weeks.
2. No 10,000 fire ant per plate fundraisers.
1. Fire ants haven't produced any great thinkers either, but you don't notice because they can't write or talk.