Satire

An election eve appeal from Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns puts Shamus the dog to the test of choosing between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.

Still undecided? Think about the future.

Please visit http://www.barackobama.com/ to support the candidate who won't bring about the zombie apocalypse.

In the second video in the Actually... series, W. Kamau Bell explains why he hates science just like Mitt Romney.

When lies go unchecked, we all lose. Actually.org spreads the truth, because the truth matters—even in politics. Our team calls 'em like they see 'em, and we hope you'll support the truth by sharing Actually.org videos before Election Day.

It's a special year for democracy!

Since Citizens United, a new kind of campaign is emerging--aggressive, fast, and ready to dodge the mountain of money that is slowly collapsing on top of our poor lil' country.

A survey of the Harris County Medical Society confirms what we already know about health insurance. It's not working. When surveyed about the top six health insurers in the Houston area, 70% of the doctors said that insurance companies had denied claims for medically necessary procedures.

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

When I first heard O'Reilly speaking about Sylvia's Restaurant, I began a series of gestures more appropriate for my pet terrier. My head cocked to the side, my eyes widened, and my eyebrows shifted forward indicating a vain and futile attempt at comprehension. In case your home is located somewhere below a rock, O'Reilly said the following: