convoluted thinking

Someone electronically shared the following with me today. I would dearly like to know the author of the piece in order to give my praises to her or him. I think it would be hilarious if it wasn't so truthful and therefore frightening. Scary to think people who think (hmmm, can you really call it "thinking"?)these things vote and have power.

To be a Republican you need to believe:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton